


Profiles Alexander Perry

by Davey-Malucci



Category: Queer as Folk
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2003-08-28
Updated: 2003-08-28
Packaged: 2013-06-19 10:49:08
Rating: K+
Chapters: 1
Words: 428
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1496951/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/376347/Davey-Malucci
Summary: Alexander has some fun filling in the e-mail! (QAF UK)





	Profiles Alexander Perry

TO: dancingqueen69@hotmail.com  
  
FROM: revived45@hotmail.com  
  
NATHAN MALONEY STRIKES AGAIN  
  
HAZEL  
  
Name: Alexander Perry  
  
Age: Never ask a lady her age! Ha ha!  
  
Occupation: Unemployed, my last boss wanted me to work on a Saturday night, me? A gay man! The cheek of it!  
  
Location: Manchester, mostly Canal Street  
  
Height: oh, I don't know!  
  
Weight: Light enough to be on top that's all you need to know!  
  
Sexual Preference: men and lots of them!  
  
Religion: Homosexuality!  
  
Nicknames: Al, Alex  
  
~~~~LIKES~~~~  
  
TV Show: Channel Five porn!  
  
Movie: Porn!  
  
Music: ABBA!  
  
Sound: men!  
  
Smell: men!  
  
Book: books?  
  
Song: Dancing Queen  
  
Winter Activity: Going out, shopping, sex  
  
Summer Activity: Sex, shopping, going out  
  
Food: Chocolate  
  
Drink: Tequila! It make me happy!  
  
Who do you love the most: Hazel! She's fab! Oh Vince you're so lucky!  
~~~~DISLIKES~~~~  
  
TV Show: Blind Date is so over! Ta-ra Cilla!  
  
Movie: Titanic, it made me cry, Vince took me to see it  
  
Music: That fake ABBA.I can't remember what they're called  
  
Sound: Dane's moaning  
  
Smell: Dane! Ha ha ha!  
  
Book: books? No love!  
  
Song: Any song that Dane slays on Karaoke nights  
  
Winter Activity: Watching Stuart Alan Jones cop off so easily, bastard!  
  
Summer Activity: same as above, the twat!  
  
Food: anything Bernie 'cooks'  
  
Drink: Nathan's weak tea  
  
Who do you hate the most: My parents! Fuck 'em! Just fuck 'em!  
~~~~DO YOU?~~~~  
  
Have sex: Not as much as I'd like to, then again, I am judging myself against Stuart Alan Jones here  
  
Drink: I love a drink!  
  
Smoke: When I can be bothered  
  
Do drugs: No Stuart won't let me, he says I'm bad enough  
  
~~~~RANDOMOSITY ROUND~~~~  
  
If the world was going to end tomorrow I would: Shag any and every guy I meet, get Stuart to shag Vince, they're so annoying!  
  
What do you see yourself doing in 10 years time: the way things are going, Dane  
  
Words/Phrases you use a lot: 'Fuck' 'Twat'  
  
If you could change one thing about yourself it would be: Be more attractive to men!  
  
Greatest life accomplishment: Surviving a night out with Stuart Alan Jones  
  
Would you go up to any random person and kiss them: If he was cute  
  
What is under your bed?: you?  
  
Finally, how do you feel about this survey?: I think it's fab! 


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